"We're going to be in the Las Vegas Times!"
***This is a real reporter doing a story on the Con.***
Trip: Sure, I'll come up to your room for some extra shots...you are legit, right? I mean, Las Vegas DOES have an actual newspaper, doesn't it?
Jon: Kristin Kreuk's hotter than Kryptonite? Please. She's the last reason that show is popular.
Archer: Hey, look! We're on the JumboTron!
Trip: You think this makes up for these sucky nosebleed seats? Guess agin.