"Too bad they didn't have one that says T'Pol."
Jon: Now, if only I could remember where I put my keys...
Trip: Okay...I've got the PERFECT idea here, Cap'n! Let's take off the rings to these things and then mount them over the headboard of our bunk.
Jon: Don't you think that's a little, uh, juvenile, Trip?
Trip: Ah, comeon Cap'n! You think mounting a mirror on the ceiling over our bunk isn't just a little juvenile, too?
Jon: Hey...NO ONE is touching that mirror!
Jon: "Aww, man. We spent our last quarter at the slot machines..."