"Trip, I thought you said they had water polo here."
Jon: Damn...I thought YOU packed our swimsuits.
Trip: Now why would you assume that?
Jon: I definitely had it on our 'to do' list.
Trip: Well, we could always just dive in wearing our regulations blues.
Jon: True...it's not like you haven't done that before. And blue really is your color, I might add. It brings out the your beautiful blue eyes.
Trip: Oh, you sweet talker, you! Come here, darlin'!
Trip and Archer both think..."I need a drink!"
Archer: For the last time, Trip, no, I do *not* think that woman with the camera is watching you!
Trip: Bet she is... reckon she'd go skinny-dipping with us?
Archer (sulking): I can't believe they won't let people less than two foot tall into their swimming pool.
Trip: C'mon, can't we at least *look* at it?
Trip: I thought you said there'd be women in bikinis! But all I see are fat guys in speedos.
Archer: Oh, you mean these aren't women?